Pittsburgh Steelers need me!

I was thinking today, and have decided that I'm the good luck charm the steelers need.  

Why do I say this?  Look at some numbers, over my lifetime:

Note also, that during the years where I lived in a town with an NFL team other than the Steelers, those other teams won 3 Super Bowls.  That's 9 total Super Bowl wins for either the Steelers or my "local" team, or 23%.

Statistically, the Steelers play best when I live in the 'Burgh, and better when I at least live in an NFL town.  But, there is no NFL team where I currently live.  Clearly, somebody need to move me back to Pittsburgh...  I think I could convince my wife if the team offered me the NFL practice squad salary...  and 2x season tickets!

Note:  I'm considering the time I was in college as "Pittsburgh resident", since I still had a PA driver's license and voter registration, still went home for breaks and holidays.  And where I went to school had no NFL team.