This was posted at one of the Yahoo photo-groups I belong to, I thought it was pretty funny. Credited to musician Richard Thompson, twixt-song banter at a concert.
The English meet you at the door,
The French do the cooking,
The Italians provide the entertainment,
And the Germans organize everything.
The French meet you at the door,
The English do the cooking,
The Germans provide the entertainment,
And the Italians organize everything.