A little Frank Zappa for a Tuesday lunch... from the song Stinkfoot, from the album Apostrope:
Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over an' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know the man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"