I am, I said, To no one there
And no one heard at all, Not even the chair
Huh? The Chair? Really? Um, the chair didn’t hear? Ah, I’m struggling a bit with this one. Yeah it rhymes, but it also is (at best) stupid. Geeze, it’s not like anybody’s going to confuse Neil Diamond with Bob Dylan, but he did manage to pen a few songs in his career. .
I'm sure there's lots of others, and probably worse. Any nominees? Meanwhile, how about a chair photo??