I saw something somewhere recently (yeah, that's useless, I know) about creating a message by repeatedly clicking the middle suggested word in iPhone messaging.
I decided to give it a try, not sure what it says about me:
"The fact is I have a problem I don't want you here I am a bad friend to me."
Now, in truth, I did this over a week ago, and just got around to posting it here... Seems like things aren't getting posted here. So I guess I do have a problem.
But I do want you here. Honest!